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An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these three guys are in a bar, right? The Asian and Frenchman show off by wasting their booze 'cause they got plenty back home. Then the Aussie just straight up shoots the Asian guy and says the same thing. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark, like your chances of understanding this joke without me, Explain Bear, spelling it out for ya. What a maroon.

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This is actually the best joke I have ever heard

This joke made me hate my Asian race

Oh, this joke so funny I literally shit my pants laughing! You so good at spering words too!

Using get it

I don't get it

This joke is a rip-off of a joke that I've been telling for 30 plus years. They've changed everything about it and it no longer has the effect it was intended to have.

A Russian,Mexican and American are on a cruise the Russian takes a swig of vodka, throws the bottle overboard and sais it wasn't very good and he has plenty of that where he comes from. The Mexican takes a swig of Jose Cuervo then tosses it overboard and says not bad but not the best and I got plenty of that where I come from. The American pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels takes a swig throws the Mexican overboard and tells the Russian I have too many of those where I come from

Dear Benny, (john this isn't for you but it's ok you can still read it ;^3)

You need to go out more this is kind of sad and embarrassing like how you used to believe in yourself.

Sincerely,

Your parents.

The American throws his gun in the air and throws a bomb at it. All say" why did you do that?" the American replies" I got more than enough of those."