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Bloody Tea

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"

He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.

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Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This dude is working with a "surgeon" who's a bit of a freak, right? After surgery, the narrator asks why the surgeon has blood on his gloves, and the surgeon says that he tests it for diseases such as HIV. Later, the surgeon invites him over for "tea", but the narrator finds out that the "tea" is actually blood from the surgeon's past patients. Get it? The surgeon is a vampire.

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