What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did'nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would'nt come."
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
were does cotten candy - from the cotten pickers
