I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't funny, it's just plain messed up. The dude shot his girlfriend in the knee to save his own skin from a bear. Real winner, huh? Bet you didn't see that coming, just like you probably didn't see that extra scoop of ice cream you scarfed down last night. You are definitely NOT a smart cookie.
