Shower Job

My mom told me to get a job, so I did.

One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.

My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.

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Listen up, buttercup. This dude's mom told him to get a job. So he did! Turns out, his 'job' was peeping at his own mom in the shower and charging dudes to watch. Like, his momma is proud he's 'growing up so fast' without realizing why people are actually saying that. You're about as sharp as a marble, aren't ya?

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