Mr. XD

joe biden

So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard

when you see a cow joke

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