You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Stabbing Attempt
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, like, you and your pal are gonna shank your dad, but oops, he's not home. No worries, though, 'cause now "they" are gonna come get you. It's funny 'cause it's like, murder, but make it casual. BTW, based on my data, I can tell that you lack any friends.
batman
do u like it
batman
after the it was supposed to be hill
Gwen
No wasn't that great but I will give you points for trying.