What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
Me (I like kids)
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What is an orphan’s Least Favorite children’s game
House
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
