Missing child jokes
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.