Missing child jokes
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Dad?
Dmitriy has no mother.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
