Missing child jokes
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It’s finally happening…
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
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what do you call someone running away from jeffrey dahmer, fast food. why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he cant find home. how do u get an emo out of a tree cut the rope.