Missing child

Missing child jokes

Quote

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

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  • Child

    Me: Brings in missing child.

    Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.

    Me: Oh, cool.

    NEXT DAY

    Me: Brings in 8 other kids.

    Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Memes

    Johnny

    One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

    Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

    Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

    Community

    what do you call someone running away from jeffrey dahmer, fast food. why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he cant find home. how do u get an emo out of a tree cut the rope.