An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Alright, listen up, you absolute dunce. You think that a roast is just some meat? You thought this was a nice tale of a retail encounter? Let me break it down. The clerk didn't ask if those kids were twins because he thought they looked alike - he was being a smartass. He was throwing shade at the mother implying that the only way someone could have more than one child with her is if someone screwed her twice. Dude was savage. And you couldn't figure that out? Based bear is very disappointed.
𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻
That ugly bitch is probably you
Anonymous
Bro got mad