Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
Burning Church Misunderstanding
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you dullard. You seem to think it's funny when people are harmed? Well, you're not alone because this is funny. Here, in this joke, we've got a priest. He's not the sharpest tool, because when the church is burning and he's trying to save the kids, he doesn't understand that when the father says, "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" he's not talking about the act of copulation! He's talking about abandoning the children. Get it now?
Hater
I laughed so hard I peed a little