Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
Children as Christmas Decorations
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Alright, Wolf, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? You're comparing children to Christmas decorations... decorations, Wolf. Like the shiny balls people hang on trees. You keep them in a basement, just like you 'keep' your kids. Then, when the season is right, you get them out for display... You're basically saying kids are just like decorations, stored away until they are needed for a specific purpose... like they aren't people with feelings. Pretty dark, but I wouldn't expect you to get it.