I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
