I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
