Charity Jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.