Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. – I now have $999,999.75.

A guy was making a Charity for crippled people to go bungee jumping. You know what he called it? Spastics on Elastics

“Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?” “Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!”

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish😂

I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)