Charity jokes

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish! 😂

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're all shellfish.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.