Kelly Clarkson vs Florida Real Estate Agent

This joke plays on the unexpected and dark twist. It sets up a comparison between a real estate agent who might exploit seniors and Kelly Clarkson, which takes a disturbing turn by suggesting she 'screws' little children. This use of the word 'screw' in different contexts is the punchline.

• Kelly Clarkson
• Difference
• Dark Humor
• Florida
• Celebrity
• Children

• What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson? R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
• Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice". (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
• Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
• Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.