children's jokes
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
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Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"