children's jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"