Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
