What is yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.