School Bus

School Bus Jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Kid

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Bus Driver

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

Dad

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • Memes

    Meme

    Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

    The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

    Buffet

    What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.

    Car

    What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

    Bus Driver

    Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

    School

    Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

    Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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  • Child

    What's yellow all over and can't swim?

    A school bus full of children.

    Inmate

    Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

    Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

    Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

    Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

    Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

    Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

    Teeth

    Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

    Bus

    My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

    Crash

    What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

    They always line up.