Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
School Bus Jokes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
