School Bus jokes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"