The 30+ Best School Bus Jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids

a killstreak

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.

What yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

What's yellow and cant swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.

So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.