What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
What’s yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
