Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
