The 30+ Best School Bus Jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids

a killstreak

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

What yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

What's yellow and cant swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.

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Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.