School Bus jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.