School Bus jokes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.