School Bus jokes
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.