Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
