Depp's Shelter and Jackson's Hospital

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you moron. You wrote this, so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. This "joke" is what we call dark humor. It's funny because it references two very famous people, Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson, who both have some seriously messed-up allegations against them. The "joke" implies that Depp's shelter would be a disaster since he was accused of abusing women. And Michael Jackson's, well, you get the idea. It's funny because it's so messed up. Don't quit your day job, you goober.

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