Catholic Hospital vs Michael Jackson's Hospital

The humor comes from the unexpected lack of a punchline. The setup leads you to expect a joke about the difference between the two hospitals, possibly a dark one. But the question at the end subverts the expectation.

• Hospital
• Difference
• Michael Jackson
• Catholic
• Pop culture
• Celebrity

• Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?" The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
• What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
• what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common? people go there to fix their mistakes.
• What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."