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Scissor Safety

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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    Explanation

    This joke plays on the double meaning of the word 'scissor'. It refers both to the action of using scissors and a sexual act, and the phrase 'the runs' which means diarrhea. It makes a silly comparison by telling us not to do either activity in a certain situation.

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    2 girls one cup

    I don’t get it…