Sketchy Candy Preference of Missing Children

This joke plays on the dark humor associated with missing children, suggesting that even questionable candy is a positive to them, implying they are in a desperate situation where any food is welcome. It's morbid humor that uses a grim situation to create a shocking statement.

• Missing child
• Quote
• Morbidity
• Kidnapping
• Child
• Better

• Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
• Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
• How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van. “NO NO NO” I’ll give you some candy. “Oh ok🤩” Is crummy bears alright??
• What’s the difference between candy and an orphan? Candy is something everybody wants.