Sketchy Candy Preference of Missing Children

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Explanation

Experiment

This joke plays on the dark humor associated with missing children, suggesting that even questionable candy is a positive to them, implying they are in a desperate situation where any food is welcome. It's morbid humor that uses a grim situation to create a shocking statement.