Character jokes
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
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You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Walter White.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"