Character jokes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
sorry my name is like this but its true
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?