Character jokes
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Hodor.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!