Character jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Memes
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Wahoo!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!