Character jokes
Mario (DYM 150).
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."