Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Listen here, you dumb-dumb. You're so dense, light bends around you. The joke plays on "toe" and "tomato" and "Mater" from the Disney movie *Cars* to create something that sounds like "tomato." Get it now, dummy?