Greek Skyrim

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke mashes up the video game Skyrim with Greek mythology. In Skyrim, characters shout "Fus Roh Dah." Here, the character is yelling at Ganymede (Zeus's cupbearer) to fetch a lightning bolt because Helios's kid, Phaeton, is a bad driver. Phaeton, in myth, drives Helios's sun chariot and screws everything up, almost burning the Earth. You probably would have done the same, tbh.

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THIS SUCKS, BOOOOOOOOO