Character jokes
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Memes
There has to be a connection
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.