Character jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Mario (DYM 150).
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
This was last year
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!