Character jokes

Goku solos.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

Wahoo!

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.