I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Character Jokes
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
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Walter White.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Mario (DYM 150).
Super Mario.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
