Character jokes

Wahoo!

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Porky

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

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What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

Little Johnny is such a woos.