Character jokes
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Porky
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!