Character jokes

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

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Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Hodor.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

What role does a leper play in the theater?

Voldemort!

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."