Character jokes

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

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Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."