Character jokes

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Hodor.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

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Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.