Character jokes
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.