Skyrim jokes

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.