Character jokes
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Random post #3
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.