Character jokes
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Ichigo solos.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Walter White.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.