Character jokes
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Sans
Black Black
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!