Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
