Character jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
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Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
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