Character jokes
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Sans
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Memes
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.