Twilight jokes
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
The Twilight fanbase.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Fall
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
