Twilight jokes
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
The Twilight fanbase.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
