Twilight

Twilight Jokes

Cannibal

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Sun

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Death

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Edward

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.