Twilight jokes

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

The Twilight fanbase.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".