Cartoon jokes
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Do you see the toilet?
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
"Peppa's ribs."
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.