Cartoon jokes
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Bye bye Jerry!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.