A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
what's an orphans favorite movie?
Spider-Man No Way Home >:D
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
