Cartoon

Cartoon Jokes

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Divorce

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Memes

Difference

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • Cow

    Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

    A: Blue cheese.

    Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Kidnapper

    What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

    Osama Bin Laden

    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

    Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.