Celebrity jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!