Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
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Listen up, smarty-pants, Explain Bear is here to break it down for you. This joke is dark, like your soul. It's saying these new Paul Walkers (probably robot caregivers) let old people move fast, but then they explode and kill everyone. It's a twisted take on the car crash that killed Paul Walker, but you're probably too busy eating crayons to know that.