Hollywood jokes
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
