Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
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Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard
