Hollywood

Hollywood Jokes

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Actor

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • Orphan

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

    An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

    Man

    Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

    He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

    Jesus

    "Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

    Egg

    Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

    Because he had good taste.

    Movie

    Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

    Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

    It's always someone you know.

    Movie

    Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.