what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing
What was the colour of the wall paper in the twin towers?....plane
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
I love jokes
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
What colour is a burp? BURPLE!
