Colour jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I love jokes!