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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.

My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”

What’s a cat’s favourite colour? Purrple

What’s Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo

The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing

Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy