Colour jokes
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
I love jokes!
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O