Colour

Colour Jokes

Memes

Breath

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

Rubix Cube

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

911

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

Chicken

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Aussie

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Jersey

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

Kid

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Color

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

Flag

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

Smile

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

House

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?