Colour jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.