I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy
The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing
What colour is a burp? BURPLE!
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey. To remind him what colour his piss is meant to be.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colours.
What was the colour of the wall paper in the twin towers?....plane
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
