Ephippian Birthday

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  • How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

    Put a flower on their gravestone.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, smarty pants. This joke is dark, like your future if you keep asking dumb questions. Ephippians ain't celebratin' birthdays 'cause their kids are, well, pushin' up daisies. So, instead of cake and balloons, it's flower-on-the-gravestone time. Get it now, genius?

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