Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Name

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Egg

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

Flame

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Death

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Movie

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Party

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Birthday

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Death

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Prince

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Baldness

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Whale

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.