Celebrity jokes
Bill Cosplay
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Memes
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.