Celebrity jokes
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Memes
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Bill Cosplay
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.