Celebrity jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.