Celebrity jokes
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.