Celebrity jokes
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.