Celebrity jokes
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Memes
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Bill Cosplay
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.