Celebrity jokes

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Bill Cosplay

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."