Celebrity jokes
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.