Celebrity jokes
Michael Jackson.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.