Celebrity jokes
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Memes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.