Celebrity jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?

Kanye West has parents.

"Dababy midget porn."

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Michael Jackson.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?

To SHADE the HATERS!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.