Celebrity jokes
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.