Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Memes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.