Celebrity jokes
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Ariana Grande
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Justin Bieber
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Logan Paul.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.