Celebrity jokes
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!