Celebrity jokes
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Justin Bieber
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.