Celebrity jokes

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Bill Cosplay

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

My life #freemymanrkelly

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Why is he sooo dam fineee?

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.