Celebrity jokes

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.

Okay here's your funny joke!

Who is the best makeup artist?

Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

I wank over Rose Watson.