Celebrity jokes
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!