Celebrity jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Olivia Rodrigo
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.