Celebrity jokes

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Bill Cosplay

My life #freemymanrkelly

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Why is he sooo dam fineee?

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.