Celebrity jokes
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Bill Cosplay
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.