At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. The person is saying they're so down that instead of mourning their death, they'd rather people throw a party. It's sad, but hey, at least there's cake, right? You probably think cake is healthy though.
Stressed and depressed
Is it too dark?