Ariana Grande jokes

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

Ariana Grande, where are you?

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.