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Celebrity jokes

Michael Jackson

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

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What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

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What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

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Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

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What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

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What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

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What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

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Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

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What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.