When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
