Celebrity jokes
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.