Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
