Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Celebrity Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I am Paul Walker.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
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The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
