Celebrity jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Logan Paul.
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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Justin Bieber
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."