What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Bill Cosplay
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
