Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.