Celebrity jokes
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
"Hee hee touched me."
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
KSI driving ability.