Amber Heard

Amber Heard Jokes

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk. Especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.