Amber Heard jokes

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.