Celebrity jokes
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
Why donโt Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Whatโs the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Justin Bieber
โLife is going swimmingly,โ
โTell that to Whitney Houston.โ
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
When Chris Brown heard he wasnโt the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
I am Paul Walker.