Celebrity jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Justin Bieber
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
I am Paul Walker.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!