Celebrity jokes
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Don't free Britney!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
I am Paul Walker.