Celebrity jokes
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Paul Walker.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.