Celebrity jokes

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The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.

Logan Paul.

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Why is Michael Jackson so weak?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

Justin Bieber

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

How does a rapper apologize?

With a rap-ology!

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”