Celebrity jokes
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Justin Bieber
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Don't free Britney!
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!