Celebrity jokes
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Memes
I like mine's extra cheesy!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Don't free Britney!
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.