If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Celebrity Jokes
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
