Celebrity jokes
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Justin Bieber
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
I am Paul Walker.
Memes
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Don't free Britney!
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."