On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is a savage diss track disguised as the "12 Days of Christmas." Each 'gift' is a jab at Peo Pessi's career lowlights – tap-ins (easy goals), pointless dribbling, accusations of fixed titles, missed penalties, that infamous 8-2 loss, diving, allegedly robbing Barca, UCL semi losses, blaming Higuain, fake retirements, and ending up in a 'farmers league' (inferior league). Basically, it's a roast of Pessi.
