Helicopter Jokes

Madison R.
in Blonde

A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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ScoobieMcdoobiee

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

Probably gunna burn
in Adult

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Anonymous

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

Kobe bryant
in Accident

What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe

Anonymous
in Puns

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

I know, I’m going to hell…

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John Doe

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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Jo mama

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? everywhere

Anonymous
in Death

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

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Anonymous

trolololololloollllol

demiurge
in Kobe

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Allan C.
in Radio

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let’s cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Archer198
in Beef

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

Anonymous

What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee

Anonymous

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Enrico Pucci

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

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i did it
in Kobe

what did the helicopter say to the mountain? KOBE!

Honest Penaldo Fan
in Penaldo

I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescue👨‍🚒 He brought in 100’s of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, “big games” he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.

🦊🦊🦊🦊
in Little Johnny

Teacher:tell me a moral story Little Johny:once my grandfather was in WW2.he saw everyone praising to kill him.for example we should sneak up and kill him,we get the helicopter above and shoot him from there.my grandfather heard this,he got his gun and shot them all Teacher:what is the moral even? Little Johny:never plan to kill my grandfather