Helicopter jokes

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

trolololololloollllol

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.