Helicopter

Helicopter Jokes

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell...

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A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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