Crash

Madison R.

A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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Kobe

demiurge

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Rich

ScoobieMcdoobiee

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

Kobe

Anonymous

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

Hell

Anonymous

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

I know, I’m going to hell…

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Hell

Probably gunna burn

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Helicopter

Anonymous

trolololololloollllol

Kobe

John Doe

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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Kobe

Kobe bryant

What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe

Crash

Allan C.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let’s cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Kobe

Not cool man

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

Place

Nothing ._.

What is Satan’s way to go to places, a helicopter

Fly

Anonymous

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Difference

John Doe

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.

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Kobe

Enrico Pucci

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

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Magic

Anonymous

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

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Kobe

Anonymous

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else… the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”

Hell

Anonymous

What did the helicopter say to the mountain? Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already

Cow

Archer198

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

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Shooting

Anonymous

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

Kobe

Name654name

When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter

Cow

billy teh groot

2 cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: good thing i’m a helicopter.