Various Cringe Jokes

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

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Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, Whitney Houston was a singer, right? Her big hit was "I Will Always Love You," and she'd hold that "I" forever. This joke is playing on that voice crack! Haha! Also, you clearly don't know that bears without teeth are gummy bears and not scary anymore. Duh!

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These were the BEST worst jokes so far!